Highpocracy is dead! Long live Highpocracy... on the road.

It's a brand new season, and there's a whole country of problems out there just waiting to be solved! We're hitting the road in our dearly disowned brother's car to try and track down the worst offenders, and you're all invited along for the journey. You'll laugh, we'll cry, and we'll probably all learn a bit about each other along the way.

For our first stop, we visit the historic Jerseyland theme park to seek our literal fortunes. With the "help" of Jerseyland's Zarthos the Magnificent, we delve into whether racist dogs should be allowed to run for office, why old people hate cosplay, and whether camels are morally obligated to abuse botox.

Plus: we appreciate the erotically patriotic statuary of Atlantic City in our very first Local Strains segment.

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