Money corrupts. That's just a fact. But you know what money can't corrupt? Public radio. Because they don't have any.

We're teaming American Public Radio to bring you the freshest, harshest, most incisive solutions to systemic problems the world has ever seen. We power through the importance of providing schools with steady access to natural gas, how your utility company can protect you for bears, and why it's absolutely vital that every American keep an emergency supply of eel porn.

Plus: we visit one really shitty fountain.

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