The world turns on its axis, the seasons shift, and the days grow short. Autumn has come upon us, bringing with it crisp morning air, golden leaves, and absolutely nothing spooky whatsoever.

To celebrate, we're going on a charming drive through the scenic backwoods of West Virginia, where nothing life-threatening or untoward ever befalls anyone. To pass the time, we tackle the issues of Waldo-hunting robots, getting along with your own doppelganger, and why theme parks really don't want you to ride roller coasters while pregnant. And again, nothing horrifying or dangerous happens to us in this episode. That would just be unpleasant.

Plus: we give you the low-down on an undiscovered gem of an attraction that's sure to be a scream for the whole family.

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